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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna get a tattoo of me getting a tattoo of me getting a tattoo. Inkception."
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"Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton? It always spoils the GoT."
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"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't.. Because they're just numbers"
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"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine It only has one line."
"Did you see the movie about the demolition team? It did a great job of breaking the fourth wall."