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Joke of the Day
"What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?"
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"Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise."
"What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common? The ones that are hot don't last as long"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls. I'm sorry"
"If men had periods our commercials would be awesome..."
"How to be Productive: 1.) Make a list 2.) Cross off the first thing on your list 3.) Reward yourself with a nap"
"What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit? 90,000 buckets."
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
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"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting"