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Joke of the Day
"You've heard about the Ferguson situation, right? The issues raised aren't exactly black or white."
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"Every day at my 4 PM computer science class that the teacher is late to... ""4:04 teacher not found"""
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes, ""Why the long face?"" So the horse proceeds to rampage around the bar because he's a fucking horse."
"When life hands you melons... you're dyslexic."
"After everything I put, say to yourself 'So did Michael Jackson' I went to the beach on a sunny day. I saw an ice cream stall. I bought an ice cream. It melted."
"Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing"
"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE."
"Which vitamine are feminists missing? D"
"Will is weary of fame Will runs away to the woods Will dons a loincloth Will eats bugs & berries Will befriends a bear Will Ferrell"