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Joke of the Day

"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."

"Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo."

"""Q. Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ? A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."""

"I remember the first time I ever masturbated... ... it was a seminal moment."

"Why is childbirth called ""delivery"" and not ""take out?"""

"I accidentally inhaled some soap when I was washing my face and then I coughed and no bubbles came out. Cartoons are full of shit."

"Why would Hitler have been good at call if duty? His real life kill death ratio was 7mil/1"

"Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching."

"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."

"My girlfriend left me when I refused to go the gym with her. It's a shame our relationship didn't work out."