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Joke of the Day

"Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching."

"What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle? I got my ion you."

"I would've posted a joke about pizza But I forgot it."

"ur only a true 2012s kid if u remember kony"

"Welcome to Religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter"

"If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear."

"Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."

"I just paid $4,000 to have a skywriter write ""Actually, Vanessa, YOU'RE the one who's being 'dramatic'."""

"Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe."

"I think I'm going to adopt a kid.. Recycling is important, after all."