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Joke of the Day

"why does looking at animals covered in oil make me sad, but looking at animals covered in oil and deep-fried make me hungry?"

"If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back."

"Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show? They were all Nervous-Rex"

"Sometimes I feel like a pelican Whichever way I look, I can see a huge bill.."

"There was this group on Facebook called Help the children in Africa who are suffering from the heat'. So I became a fan."

"What did Santa Claus say to his wife after he watched the weather report? It's going to rain dear. ^Yeah ^I'm ^sorry ^its ^late ^guys."

"My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong."

"What do you call the urinal section of the bathroom? The place where all the dicks hang out."

"'Find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara ' lol mate ruin any part of my makeup nd ur gettin smacked down"

"Masking tape never makes a very realistic mask."