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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the urinal section of the bathroom? The place where all the dicks hang out."
Next Joke
"Calling a girl ""honey"" is ok. Calling a girl ""bee vomit"" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert."
"Help she is suffering from anal seizures? No she is just twerking."
"Twitter is working worse than a dollar store pregnancy test."
"What's the fastest way to piss off a Starwars fanboy?"
"Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick? Piece of cake"
"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"
"its illegal to pick beer bottle up off the side of the road they're native artifacts"
"Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas? Arkansas"
"What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job."