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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the urinal section of the bathroom? The place where all the dicks hang out."
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"What Sea said to the beach... Nothing it only wave"
"Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song."
"What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? Lmayo!"
"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."
"How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is."
"I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say ""You're tired I should go."""
"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."
"Some thieves stole tofu. Authorities have no leads yet on this tasteless crime. credit to The Oregonian, pretty much"
"What do they call American Liberty in Israel? A valid target."