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Joke of the Day

"How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!"

"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"

"If you spin an Chinese man around a hundred times... does he get disoriented?"

"""Beer: Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"" Posters Helping White Guys Seem Funny Since 1998"

"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? Seven."

"U want to hear a great joke? ""A great joke"" but you have to speak it out yourself."

"Did you know that I hold the World's Record for the smallest penis? It's really hard to beat..."

"You know who I hate the most? Indian givers. No wait, I take that back."

"There's been four dudes wandering around our local cemetery all morning. I think they've lost the plot."

"America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president. You could say they are going toupee for it."