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Joke of the Day

"Gynecologist: ok, I just need you to open up... Me, interrupting: As a middle child, I never felt good enough. Gynecologist: Um, your legs"

"What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? Banana Foster"

"Opposites? What is the difference between light and hard? If a man tries long enough, he can sleep with a light on..."

"Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?"

"What do you call a nut that can't talk? Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up."

"I made homemade soup with the immersion blender, mostly so that I have something to talk about for the next five days."

"I texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over. I'm Ruthless."

"Apple Airpods A $159 game of hide and seek."

"Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."

"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea ... ... It runs in our jeans."