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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nut that can't talk? Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up."

"Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons.."

"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Orange Juice made from concentrate"

"I drew my gun. The guy in front of me drew his gun. Then I drew my other gun, and soon we were surrounded by some lovely drawings of guns."

"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [removed]"

"I hate people who steal the punchline. I'm keeping mine a secret."

"Cats are about as useful as a football bat."

"4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said ""People are a prototype"" and I was too scared to ask what he meant."

"[NSFW] My priest told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He told me, ""The confessional is getting all sticky."""