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Joke of the Day
"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea ... ... It runs in our jeans."
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"What is a Trump supporters favourite exercise? White power walking!"
"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."
"Why are pirates good at singing? They have great hARRRmony. I'm sorry."
"It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop."
"My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis"
"Made this up two days ago: What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him? I have Grey Poupon me"
"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"
"A baby seal walks into a bar No, wait. A baby seal walks into a club."
"Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."