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Joke of the Day

"Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian."

"Just a Reddit joke Never mind, I already Reddit."

"I replied ""maybe"" to your facebook event out of respect for the inherent uncertainty of life's journey."

"Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly."

"Did you hear about the blind circumsiser? He got the sack."

"What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? A full set of teeth."

"Tiger Woods: He puts the semen in product endorsements. And women. I mean he used to. Crap, can I start over? I've almost got this."

"(Old WoW joke) ...and Jesus said to his disciples 'I shall grant you wisdom and salvation.' And the disciples replied 'could we get kings instead?'"

"What does a woman's arsehole do when she is having great intercourse? He is at home taking care of the kids."

"Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave."