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Joke of the Day

"My friend gets mad when I mention he only has one ball. That's no reason to get testy."

"Did you all see the shots fired at the Democratic debate just now!!???? Hillary really took aim at Bernie over gun control."

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo"

"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."

"Patient: I have a strawberry lodged in my anus. Doctor: I have some cream for that."

"Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car."

"What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard."

"At my house, it is customary for you to go back to yours as soon as possible."

"Who is Bob Dylan's favourite soccer player? Harry Kane."

"A man walks into a zoo... ...the only animal in the whole entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."