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Joke of the Day
"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."
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"""Members of the jury, how do u find the defendant?"" ""we... can't find him at all"" ""DAMMIT THIS IS THE 3RD MURDER WALDO HAS GOTTEN AWAY WITH"""
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"I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: ""of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."""
"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three if you slice them very thinly."
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"ASTRONAUT: Houston, we have a problem. HOUSTON: Oh, we're fine down here, thanks for asking. Let's make this all about you though, as usual."
"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."
"Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife."