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Joke of the Day

"What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard."

"A virus that wipes out every photo filter across the internet but leaves the photos."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number..... She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't like humour."

"When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!"

"Some days, I wish I were robosexual, because if I was into bots, I would have all the luck on Tinder."

"I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt."

"I usually close my eyes when I kiss girls. Not as much pepper spray gets in that way."

"Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots."

"Did you guys hear about the new cocaine dealer in town? I hear he comes highly recommended."