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Joke of the Day
"At my house, it is customary for you to go back to yours as soon as possible."
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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"
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"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official."