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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo"

"[NSFU] Bill Gates' penis... What does his wife call it? Microsoft."

"Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence."

"What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much? Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect"

"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."

"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant."

"A social gathering without food is called a ""Don't."""

"I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day."

"Wife: can you change the baby Me: oh thank god. I'm so glad you said that. Yes, yes I will Wife: I don't mean swap it for a new one Me: ..."