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Joke of the Day
"I'm having an out of money experience."
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"Carbs are my starch enemy."
"What do you call a twelve faced shape made out of genitals? A dodickahedron."
"Someone once said, ""Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life."" So, I'm pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!"
"Got into an argument with a cripple and won. He didn't have a leg to stand on."
"What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles? A candle-nah-brah"
"""Can't argue with that!"" he said, pointing to an inanimate object."
"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and add lubricant."
"What's it called when you kidnap a ghost? A Polter-Heist"