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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles? A candle-nah-brah"

"probably the worst thing you could do to an old person is force them to watch you tear up a bunch of coupons"

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."

"My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."

"Breakdown of time spent cleaning my office: 5% Cleaning 95% Studying long forgotten artifacts of my past"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field"

"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"

"There's nothing worse than getting bullied in school... Especially if you are a fish."

"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"