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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles? A candle-nah-brah"
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"I'm still pissed that ""testicle Tuesday"" never took off."
"My sex life is so complex the biggest part is the imaginary one"
"Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me."
"Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s"
"Stranger: ""Hey, I like your beard!"" Me: ""Thanks, it's really growing on me"""
"My trainer said with enough sacrificing I could get a 6-pack. He's full of shit & I have 4 dead goats & 17 decapitated chickens to prove it."
"Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"
"Wow, your teeth are white. Thanks. I'm just curious, what color were you expecting?"
"Why do divers fall backwards into the water? If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."