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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when you kidnap a ghost? A Polter-Heist"
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"Did you hear about the new gay sitcom? "" Leave it, it's Beaver."""
"When you think about it, Mariah Carey and Drew Carey don't even look like sister and brother."
"""Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."" ""Hmm, I can't really think of any."" The pig replied."
"What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !"
"Jewish woman why do jewish women only sleep with jewish men? they wont touch anything that isn't 5 percent off."
"A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a firefight. The Stormtrooper misses every shot, and the Red Shirt still dies."
"Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant and asked for their best but they served me their wurst"
"My husband just told me to relax, like he doesn't remember we're camping in the desert and I brought a shovel."
"It's not stalking if you don't put it in park."