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Joke of the Day
"Got into an argument with a cripple and won. He didn't have a leg to stand on."
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"Why don't any pirates live in Kansas? Because they all live in *Ar*kansas."
"Sorry, but your kids don't look adorable when they lose their teeth, they look like tiny homeless people."
"A snowman tells another snowman. Snowman 1: Guess what? Snowman 2: What? Snowman 1: You smell like carrots ps. not sure if this joke has been posted before"
"Last night I hooked up with Edward Snowden's sister. believe me, she's the REAL whistle blower."
"Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face."
"How do we know God likes condoms? Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure"
"""What an awesome body-"" Oh... thanks. I work out- ""- of research."" - formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot of math."
"What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip."
"Do you enjoy interacting with people?"" ""Nope"" ""Great, you're hired!"" DMV interview process"