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Joke of the Day
"""Can't argue with that!"" he said, pointing to an inanimate object."
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"What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport? Formula one!"
"The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything."
"Being a penis is rough Your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up!"
"A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar IT'S THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
"Have you heard of the new sex scandal in the church? They're calling it Jesus fucking Christ"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrana**sore ass** Rex"
"How does a Mexican keep warm ? They use chicken for heaters"
"What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. "
"[100 year old man on job interview] ""Do you have any references?"" Sure, hold on. *pulls out Ouija board*"