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Joke of the Day
"I went to my first Ethiopian electronic concert yesterday The DJ was MT Stomach"
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"Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity?"
"What do you call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids. Yep. An original."
"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."
"Ants can lift something 50 times their body weight. Wow. That means you can lift a leaf. Cool. I could do that when I was 14. Tiny idiots."
"It's fun to go up to people sitting in the mall having a job interview and shout, ""The cocaine you sold me yesterday was the bomb-dot-com!"""
"Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? Because he was on the lam."
"My daughter just entered singing ""Love you like a love song"". So, your love has a 3 1/2 minute expiration date? Well, I guess that's honest."
"I asked my wife.. ""what would you do if I won the lottery?"" She replied, "" I would take half and leave you."" I said, ""good I won $12. Here's $6, now fuck off."""