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Joke of the Day
"What do you call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids. Yep. An original."
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"Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went it would be Hell."
"If we replace all ""Chuck Norris"" jokes with Kim Jung Un.... We could write the North Korean Official Website."
"The only thing we can anticipate about Nelson Mandela's condition is that his rap discography is about to skyrocket in the charts."
"I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods."
"Im using free internet because my neighbor did not protect his wifi via password."
"Bad news from the doctor... Men: Doctor, how is my mother in law? Doctor: I have some bad news. Men: We can take her home, right? Doctor: Yes"
"I opened the door for an old lady today... A few people stared when they seen me jump in front of her and just stand there to activate the automatic door though."
"What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato? A dick-tater."
"If olive oil is made with squished up olives and nut oil is made with squished up nuts... What's baby oil made from?"