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Joke of the Day
"Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? Because he was on the lam."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite? Abominable."
"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."
"Am I crazy... ... or does it smell like boogers in here?"
"Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing? For the halibut."
"There's no worse feeling than lying next to the person you love and they don't know you love them. Or that you're in their house again."
"I wore a suit to Walmart and they made me their king."
"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"
"Why did the USSR agree to a nonaggression pact with Nazi Germany? They were Stalin."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"