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Joke of the Day

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit hahaha asuhhhh dude"

"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."

"What do African-Americans and Jews have in common? An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma."

"By the nervous look on his face I thought my boyfriend had an engagement ring hidden in his hand but it was just a stranger's bra. Whew."

"Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills.... They made him a Multi Minion Heir"

"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"

"""What should we name this fruit?"" ""Passion!"" ""..."" ""..."" ""Let's not let Todd name any more fruits."""

"If there's a ""Mr."" in front of your cat's name you're going to die alone."

"What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean? An Iceburgh."

"A guy walks into a bar and says, ""I'm going to shoot whoever slept with my wife""! A man shouts from the back, ""You don't got enough bullets, bud""!"