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Joke of the Day

"I have a confession to make... ""I want to get back with my ex""...LOL Just Kidding...""I'd rather sh!t in my hands and clap !"".."

"INSERT SHTTY JOKE HERE [NSFW]"

"What do you call a pokemon with a venereal disease? A PENISSAUR!"

"Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime"

"I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now."

"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"

"Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere."

"My hamster died at the weekend... ... he fell asleep at the wheel"

"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"

"What's better than roses on the piano ? Tulips on the organ."