91192
Joke of the Day
"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"
Next Joke
"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"
"You know what's so great about a Yankee? It's like a quickie, but you do it yourself."
"Using the domino's pizza tracker app seems like a great way to carjack someone you know isn't going to put up that much of a fight"
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He got caught in a trap."
"Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer? They always make an extra copy"
"What did one orange say to the other orange? Do you speak Mandarin?"
"One I just heard. Part of me says ""I can't keep drinking like this."" The other part of me says ""Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk."""
"ME: ppl call dogs ""doggo"" now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else? ME: no"
"[OC] Why does the NSA hate winter? Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)"