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Joke of the Day

"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.."

"got kicked out of cub scouts as a kid... for eating a brownie..."

"I overheard some women saying that guys who drive expensive cars have small penises Me: M'am, that's very inaccurate, because I drive a very INEXPENSIVE car, and I also have a small penis."

"What do you get your girlfriend for Valentines Day? A box of chocolate, flowers and a dildo. So if she doesn't like the chocolate and flowers she can go fuck herself."

"Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun's over."

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """

"To save money, instead of going to the club, I just get drunk at home and yell ""what?"" into a mirror over and over."

"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"

"Why are C programmers just the worst? They're classless."