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Joke of the Day

"Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills.... They made him a Multi Minion Heir"

"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."

"What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head? Duck."

"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."

"For every hour that passes without payment, I will teach another hostage ""Wonderwall"" on acoustic guitar and release him back to you"

"Anal bleaching; because you never get a second chance to make a first impression."

"How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?"

"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"A man's wife died and he called wife's parents many times after some time Mother in Law: Stop calling. How many times we need to tell you that she died? Man: It pleases me to listen that she died."

"What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association!"