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Joke of the Day

"What do African-Americans and Jews have in common? An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma."

"You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market."

"""AAAAHH EARTHQUAKE! Oh good, now it is snowing"" - If I lived in a snow globe."

"Lincoln cars can't turn left. They're all right, all right, all riiiggghhht"

"What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm? A pimp."

"instead of a fancy wedding cake how about get a cool expert karate guy to roundhouse kick cupcakes into everyone's mouths"

"I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements It's putting me to sleep"

"The hardest part about being black is never knowing if any of your family members are secretly being played by Tyler Perry."

"She said I'm 'barely tolerable,' which means there's still a chance"

"What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common? Neither has a Seoul"