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Joke of the Day

"I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too."

"Three Jews walk into a bar... ...and head straight to the back room to check the books to see how much profit it's been making. Because they own the bar. Because they're Jews."

"I think my girlfriend has had 61 lovers before me... Because she calls me her sixty second lover"

"Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony? Because he was out standing in his field."

"Caeser ran into his friends Brutus Brutus said ""hey Julius, I heard you raped a Senators wife. What happened?"". Caeser replied. "" Vidi Vici Veni!"""

"i read everything in comic sans sans. this way it's funny."

"Whenever I tell dad jokes he laughs."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? If you slap the mosquito it stops sucking"

"When I die, I hope it's in a women's dressing room because if I become a ghost, that would be AWESOME!"

"My husband grew a beard and suddenly I'm having to karate chop every woman we pass."