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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? If you slap the mosquito it stops sucking"

"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."

"A skeleton walked into a pub... I'll have a pint and mop."

"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"

"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"

"I'll never understand why news reporters think they have to stand out in the rain or snow just to tell us it's raining or snowing."

"Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*"

"Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair (Dont hate me)"

"Why old people don't have sex? Have you ever tried pulling a grilled cheese apart?"

"why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard"