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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cows cross the road? They wanted to go to the mooo....vies"
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"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
"What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes."
"What makes a salami excited? When the ham is cured!"
"The other day my mom asked me if I think my girlfriend is manipulative ""Only if she wants me to"" I replied."
"8yo: Ghosts real? Me: No! 4yo: I heard groaning last night 8yo: & a bed squeaking and moaning 4yo: What was that? Me: .. Them: .. Me: Ghosts"
"Whichever part of my body is responsible for burning fat needs to stop procrastinating."
"Funny and strange video"
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back."
"I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I'll keep this one for myself."