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Joke of the Day

"Black joke What did god say when he made a balck guy? Oh shit I burnt one"

"Wife asked me to get ""bath stuff"" for xmas. Hope she likes her toaster."

"What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name? Bae-thoven. I'll^see^myself^out."

"What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays."

"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."

"Why did the ""upright man"", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago? Because they got homo e-rekt-us."

"As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie."

"What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!"

"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like...it's working out.I think I'm the one."

"The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south."