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Joke of the Day

"Pretty disappointed to find out that ""Toys for Tots"" isn't a program where I trade my kids's toys for delicious tater tots."

"If there was an award for being the laziest guy ever I would send someone else to get it for me."

"If you are bored I recommend mass texting all of your exes ""I'm ready to give it another shot"" and then get ready for the ride of your life"

"What can a lawyer do that a duck can't? Stick his bill up his arse."

"Yo mamma is so fat... That she literally ate my dick."

"Just tell me which one is wrong! The user ID or the password???"

"How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free? Iron, man."

"What's George Washington's favorite element? Americium-1776"

"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"

"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."