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Joke of the Day

"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it.. She's a superhero!"

"Why do Mexicans only cross the river one, or two at a time, never three? Because the sign says no TRES passing. --- edit: shit, I didnt realize this was already posted :) lol"

"I hate it when you hold the door open for people And all they can say is, ""Oh fucking hell, I can see you having a shit!"""

"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"

"Kylo Ren/Ben Solo got a head start with completing his comic book collection he's already got all the daddy issues"

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"

"What is the cheapest meat available? Deer Balls. They're under a buck!"

"My son can only see in shades of beige, Doctors have diagnosed him with colour-blandness."

"""will..."" *Starbucks barista squints at name on cup* ""... the Red Slime Shoddy please stand up?"" *Eminem flips table and storms out*"

"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook."