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Joke of the Day

"My son can only see in shades of beige, Doctors have diagnosed him with colour-blandness."

"Canada day isn't about cheap jokes, you guys. You're forgetting what the holiday is all aboot."

"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"

"This vacuum has amazing suction but no respect for my safe word."

"Who is the 0.666 humorist here? [META]"

"Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y."

"If children refuse to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"Are you in a fight with another person? Well it really seems like you two are squaring off. At least to tell us the long side of the story according to the Pythagorean Theorem."

"Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?"

"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"