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Joke of the Day
"What is the cheapest meat available? Deer Balls. They're under a buck!"
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking"
"see inside funny how a subreddit devoted to jokes could have the least funny april fools gag"
"Damn girl, are you Miley Cyrus? I fucking hate you."
"What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River"
"Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past."
"What's the difference between child prostitution & whisky? Aged whisky costs more."
"And I'll have the KKK omelet All whites."
"I see you when you follow. I know when you get blocked. I look at all your @ replies and hack your DM box. Stalker Claus is coming to town."
"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."