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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when you hold the door open for people And all they can say is, ""Oh fucking hell, I can see you having a shit!"""

"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"

"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."

"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."

"My nonprofit for constipation awareness went bankrupt (at least half of you can guess the punchline)... because no one gave a shit!!! yeah yeah, I know where the door is..."

"Church is one of the few places you get on your knees BEFORE a guy gives you wine."

"How to die with dignity. 1. Grab your dignity with your right hand. 2. Die"

"Bi-Polar People are not too bad :) But Bi-Polar Bears are fucking crazy!"

"What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in? DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!"