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Joke of the Day

"BOY: Dad , is a mermaid girl or a fish ? DAD : Well son that depends weather you are HORNY or HUNGRY ."

"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? **ARRRR** *NO!* His first love be the C."

"Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember he usually does !"

"Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!"

"I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet"

"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""

"Spent 10 mins trying to get into my car today...finally the door opened when the person who actually owned the car unlocked it."

"why isn't there a sprite history month"

"Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans."