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Joke of the Day

"I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie."

"Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one."

"An Italian rugby player will miss a match against Scotland after being bitten by a dog; Scotland was quoted as saying ""good boy."""

"We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas."

"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."

"What does a lesbian pirate say? Scissor me timbers!"

"What do you call a cold homie? A chilly dog."

"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table."

"I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out."