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Joke of the Day

"What do male prostitutes and Inspector Clouseau have in common? They're both Peter Sellers"

"Less than 1 month without a pope.... .....and we've already cured HIV."

"I'm ok with it if my son decides he wants Crocs. He has peanut allergy, so it's not like people will hate him more than they already do."

"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT"

"My friend has a job coming up with bathroom humor He just writes a lot of shitty puns."

"Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'"

"Pedophiles should be careful around farms Farmers are known for burying seeds."

"You may think it's a good idea to go to weight watchers to meet women... but actually the ones there are quite hard to pick up."

"What is better to be taken, than to be given? A shit"