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Joke of the Day
"Pedophiles should be careful around farms Farmers are known for burying seeds."
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"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"If Africa had more mosquito nets... ...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year"
"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
"What's the difference between an oral, and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes but I thought it was mine!"
"All the world does is try to tear us apart. -me to my bed every morning"
"What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common? You push them to the side and keep eating"
"A horse walks into a bar He saddles up to the counter. The bartender asks ""Would you like a drink?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."" (I'm so sorry)"