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Joke of the Day
"CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT"
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"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP"
"I refrain from jogging in the morning because according to Law & Order: SVU there is a 95% chance you'll find a dead body"
"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."
"Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes? They have a good sense of aqueous humor."
"*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in ""science"" journal]: birds don't like rocks."
"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline."
"According to my family tree I'm the sap."
"Gypsy marathon: runs to a lake, swims, bikes back"