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Joke of the Day
"Less than 1 month without a pope.... .....and we've already cured HIV."
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"What does a cat call its black best friend? Its Maine Coon."
"What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases."
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a woman, and he'll teach himself how to fish."
"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven said, ""I'm gonna stab you, bitch!"""
"Guinness book of world records I use to have my dick in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me I had to leave."
"I like my coffee like I like my men Tall, dark, strong, and inside of me."
"I just heard ""on avarage, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you"" omg bless you all, I hope you're all okay, I'm so sorry"