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Joke of the Day

"How did the hipster burn his fingertips? He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. [rimshot]"

"""FOILED AGAIN!"" --Leftovers"

"SERIOUS TWEET: help I just put on hand lotion and now I can't get out of this room"

"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"

"Why do Gay guys wear condoms? To play star wars."

"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery."

"I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!"

"The secret cocaine ring in my school still hasnt been busted by the police It's slipping right under everyone's noses!"

"What do you call a bear's dick? a weenner the pooh"

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."