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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it."

"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"

"[Inspecting car] *kicks tire* ""Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."""

"Why did the stoner eat cannabis-infused chocolate laxatives? Just for shits 'n' giggles..... Bored at work thought I'd make up a joke"

"Why were the pirates on the ship fighting? They needed better anchor management."

"Yahoo answers is my primary care physician"

"Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside"

"[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? ""through that door"" Thank you very ruff! ""What'd you say?"" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*"

"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."

"My girlfriend just told me to get rid of my boner... I couldn't because it's hard."