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Joke of the Day
"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"
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"You say lonely I say home alone with an opportunity to masturbate"
"As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions."
"Jehovah Witnesses keep coming to my house... So today I decided to answer the door naked and... Well...I solved the Girl Scout problem...."
"I just ended a 5 year relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P"
"Looking at a playground, how can you tell which kid is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide and can't swing."
"Me? Racist? No way! Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
"Robber: Give me all your money.Otherwise you are chemistry! ME: Don't you mean history? R: Don't change the subject! *Both start laughing"
"""I'll take movies for $500 Alex"" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter ""You gotta be kidding me"""
"Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!"