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Joke of the Day

"I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!"

"What do you call it when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 is dating 7's ex, and 7 has a history of violence and has been leaving 6 increasingly threatening messages. There is no joke here, 6 is in serious danger."

"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."

"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."

"What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine --From a great co-worker"

"Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes"

"With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett. http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1"

"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"