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Joke of the Day

"I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!"

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"What do you call it when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"
"What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 is dating 7's ex, and 7 has a history of violence and has been leaving 6 increasingly threatening messages. There is no joke here, 6 is in serious danger."
"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."
"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."
"What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine --From a great co-worker"
"Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes"
"With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett. http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1"
"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"