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Joke of the Day
"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."
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"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they aren't mistaken for feminists."
"What's the difference between Obama and Osama? O(b-s)ma^2"
"Every Political Ad Ever: I'm a rich guy who's not like the other rich guy he's a total douche. *Paid for by my rich guy friends*"
"Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory."
"How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize"
"Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer."
"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."
"What do black people get after death? Nigger mortis"